Find LOVE now - join our online dating agency for FREE!!!

 Meet beautiful girls, sexy guys and millionaires.

FREE - Online Chatrooms, Blogs, Videos and Photos.

Don't delay - find love and friendship today.

Marry an Ugly Millionaire Online Dating Agency - the place to find your fairytale prince and beautiful princess.

Dating Agency

Men Seeking Women
Women Seeking Men
Gays Seeking Gays
This Week's Specials
Beautiful Women Seeking an Ugly Millionaire
Handsome Men Seeking an Ugly Millionaire
REJECTS
Success Stories
Gossip on the rich
Application Form
Find your perfect partner
Google

 

Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency

Best Chat Up Lines.

 Extracts from The Lazy Sod's Guide to Sex << Click for more information

Best Chat-Up Lines

First impressions count. The first few words you say to a girl can; intrigue her, excite her, make her laugh or make her vomit at your cheesy chat. Fortunately we have done all the difficult ground work to find the best lines for both men and women. Try a few and see how often you score.

 

Best Chat-Up Lines for Men

 

Success Rate

Iím David Beckham. (If you are David Beckham)

100%

42 . . 6 . . 13 . . 27 . . 4 . . 7 Wow! Iíve won the lottery!!!

99%

Letís get my chauffer to drive us to my yacht so we can set sail for ecstasy.

98%

This is a Colt 45 and itís loaded Ė so get your kit off. 

97%

Fancy a vodka and ketamine?

92%

Iím 89 and a millionaire. will you marry me and nurse me through my risky heart bypass operation?

84%

Iím David Beckham. (If you are not David Beckham)

1%

 

Best Chat-Up Lines for Women

 

Success Rate

Hi.

100%

Iím pissed.

100%

Take off all my clothes.

100%

You look like someone I can trust.

100%

Je pense que je vais Ítre malade.

100%

My last boyfriend died of syphilis.

100%

Iím a virgin / slut / whore / nudist / stripper / guy in drag.

100%

Copyright Marry an Ugly Millionaire.