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Kama Sutra positions - experiment and enjoy.
The 99: This position is very similar to the more conventional 69 position
except that the couple enjoy the sensual pleasure of licking and sucking on
an ice-cream cone rather than each other. Warning: Frequent use of this
position without the protection of a condom can cause obesity!
The Migraine: Here you should wear your seductive outfit and parade
seductively in front of your partner. Allow him to become aroused then, just
as he thinks he’s struck lucky, exclaim that you have a ‘dreadful headache’
and change into your normal flannel, man proof, nightwear.
The Poodle: Similar to having sex ‘doggie style’ except you must make it
short and snappy.
The Explorer: An unusual technique for Kalmer Sutra practitioners as they
soon discover that once you are Past~It there are very few virgin
territories left to discover.
The Missionary Position: Lie side by side on the bed, avoiding any physical
contact. Both participants should close their eyes and pray that the other
will fall asleep quickly without making any sexual demands.
The Monthlies : Should your partner show a glimmer of sexual arousal point
to your lower region, pull an expression of utter disgust, and exclaim,
“It’s that time of the month!” This technique works best for women but many
men do use it with great success.
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