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Marry an Ugly Millionaire Dating Agency Men seeking women. Profile of the millionaire |
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| Name | Lord Darnley Smythe-Smythe-Smythe |  |
| Age | About 24 | |
| Location | Essex - England - United Kingdom - The World | |
| Occupation | Landowner | |
| Wealth | £22 million | |
| Source of wealth | Daddy died. | |
| Interests | I love everything especially horses.
My life would not be complete without my morning ride on Old Ben. (One
should perhaps explain that when one talks about Old Ben one means ones
favourites horse and not the Head Gardner, who by unfortunate coincidence
is also called Old Ben. Good, I'm glad that's cleared up. Though, to
honest, Old Ben is a very good snoger - the gardener that is, not the
horse. )
I also enjoy polo and chess, though I find that the pieces keep falling of the horse when playing chess - most irritating. Having property in Rome, Madrid and Paris makes taking a break very easy. I like to spend the summer months in the south of France with the "beautiful people," |
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| Likes | Horses, snoging and origami. | |
| Dislikes | Snoging horses and people who shout, "you're an ugly bastard," when I'm walking along the street. | |
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Profile of the ideal partner |
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| Age | 18 to 50 | |
| Looks | A good looking filly. | |
| Personality | Must be bubbly and love champagne. | |
| Must | Like horses and Old Ben (the gardener) | |
| Must not | Have an IQ greater than mine (87) | |
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Intentions |
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| I want a traditional white wedding with Old Ben as the best man and Old Ben (my horse) as the bridesmaid. | ||
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