After flunking school I turned to
crime. It was all small stuff to begin with - my first theft was from my
grannies piggy bank. when I got away with that I stole three 6 inch nails
from a hardware shop. Before I knew it I was into big time theft. There
was armed robbery followed by more armed robbery followed by even more
armed robbery - there were arms everywhere. It was all good clean fun but I was
broke. Then we struck it big! We blew a bank in Boston and got clean
away with a cool $20. Split evenly between the four of us Snitch, The
Bitch, Titch and me - I have still got most of my $4 million share. (not
in a bank of course) My real name is not Randy Burkoff, it's Colin
Morrison. But I didn't think it would to give my real name to a dating
agency where the Fed might see it.
dollar bills. Holidays in Brazil. Making marzipan cakes.
Booze. Being rich and drunk.
Profile of the ideal
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I would like to
marry soon and settle in a South American country where I will never be
found by the fuzz