Lazy Sod's Guide to Sex << Click for more information
Every day, 200 million couples
around the world have sex. The average session lasts 30 minutes so, at any
moment, there are 4 million couples shagging. With all that friction it’s no
wonder global warming is destroying our planet.
The average man has sex 6,000 times
in his lifetime. That’s 3,000 hours of sex! What a waste of time –
masturbate instead and use the time saved to play 1,000 rounds of golf or
watch 2,000 football matches.
A vigorous sex session burns off the
calories of one pint of beer. So you can easily maintain your weight simply
by shagging eight times a day.
The female orgasm is a powerful
painkiller (because of the endorphins released), so don’t let her get away
with that ‘headache’ excuse ever again.
Men claim to have sex 3 times –
women just 2 times per week. So where are all the women during that third