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That First Date
Congratulations, you have managed
to arrange a first date. Don’t blow it now. For a short time you must give
the impression that you are reasonably normal. So make a big effort, take
her somewhere nice and make her feel special.
Best Places to Take Her
Swimming with dolphins.
A Caribbean Cruise.
To the top of Everest.
A walk along the Great Wall of
The moon – or any small, secluded
Worst Places to Take Her
Your wife’s flat.
Your wife’s funeral.
A sleazy strip joint (unless she
To rob a bank.
A picnic at the local dump.