I was never
very bright at school, in fact you might have called me stupid - most people
did. But though I was kicked out at the age of 12 I was smart enough to get
a job as a stunt man for movies. Watch any good movie these days and the guy
getting blown up, thrown of a building or mashed up in a car accident, is
likely to be me. Tough work but I get paid by the bucket loads. So now I'm
filthy rich and looking for a princess to share my happiness.