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Profile of the millionaire

Name Grizly Lovehandels
Age 28
Location New York USA
Occupation Nut Grinder
Wealth $2,000,006
Source of wealth I hold the title of "Miss Strong Thighs" - I am able to crack coconuts between my legs. My fame has allowed me to amass a fortune in advertising (and cracking nuts). However I cannot find love, so I need your help. Please marry me - and do not be afraid that I will squash your manhood during sex - I promise to be gentle.
Interests Nuts and men.
Likes Big nuts - small men.
Dislikes Small nuts - big men.

Profile of the ideal partner

Age 18 - 88
Looks Small, round and hairy - a bit like a coconut.
Personality Prefer shy men - sort of coconut shy men.
Must Must be nuts.
Must not Eat haggis in bed.

Intentions

We must marry very soon and have lots of little nuts. But first lets enjoy just having sex and eating coconuts.